Questions for God

Dear God:

1. Why did you make mosquitoes? They hurt, they itch and they steal my blood.

2. Why did you let the Devil become bad?

3. Why do you have so many denominations?

4. When will I meet Jesus after I die? Will it be right away or will I have to wait?

5. Can I still live with my spouse in heaven even though there is no marriage in heaven?

6. Does heaven really have pearl gates and houses that look as big as hotels?

7. Will I be 28 and skinny when I get to heaven?

8. What will happen to children who die and go to heaven? Will they be grown up?

9. Will we eat chocolate in heaven?

10. Will I be allowed to sleep with my dog in my bed in heaven?